Why I don’t think men want to get married.
1. Because then they have to share their space with another person, or worse they have to move into someone else’s place making them the “outsider.”
2. Because women talk more then men. And sometimes when a man spends his whole day at work talking or listening to people talk all he wants to do when he gets home is be quiet. But all she wants to do is…talk.
3. Because one thing about women is not only do they like to talk, they like to talk on the phone. And when they make phone call after phone call and all the man wants to do is sleep, that voice can start causing a rift.
4. Because no one likes to hear about money. And like I said above, women like to talk. A lot. 5. Because sometimes you just want to walk into your place, throw your stuff on the floor and sit in front of the TV without speaking a word.
6. And, come on, man or woman, sometimes you just don’t want to clean up after someone else for the rest of your life.
2 comments:
is that because you are surrounded by chatty people or because some1 has accused you of talking too much? I don't understand
It is because I realized how much of a man I can be sometimes. The whole I want my independence from living with another person, the 'seriously, you are still talking?' effect of living in small quarters. Things like that.
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